i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like
“who the fuck is cousin matt?”
“what the hell is a sea pancake????”
“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”
“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”
“who’s becky and what happened to her?”
and he ended up deleting his account
|british:||american people are so annoying|
|chinese:||american people are so annoying|
|mexicans:||american people are so annoying|
|french:||american people are so annoying|
|americans:||we are so annoying|
|canadians:||I love maple syrup|
|australians:||we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA|
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.